The Gas Meter Check

As I approach retirement (which I look at with greedy eyes, I only have 22 years left), I'm going to get a bit grandfatherly to tell you a story. One you haven't asked for, but which makes it clear that the writer here is a rebel who doesn't listen to reason. So much so that it's probably not even true. I only saw a thread on Twitter and adapted the story to tell what I wanted to tell. Therefore, …